VX (Vercingetorix) Willamette Farms

OK, this winery’s official name is not “VX,” but like most folks who aren’t fluent in the French language, I have a difficult time getting my mouth around “Vercingetorix” (pronounced “vûr-sin-jet-u-riks”). Vercingetorix was a Gallic hero who, more than 2,000 years ago, launched a quixotic rebellion against Caesar’s Roman legions. He may have lost that battle, but he won the hearts of his fellow Gauls; visitors to Burgundy today can still find statues honoring him. Legend has it that Vercingetorix adopted a scorched-earth policy to thwart the Roman conquerors, yet he spared the vineyards. He must have realized that under Roman rule, the locals would sorely need the solace of the grape.

As you approach VX Willamette Farms, you’ll see signs reminiscent of the old Burma Shave ads, coaxing visitors to “KEEP GOING,” “ALMOST THERE,” and “YOU’RE CLOSE.” Those signs are a necessity, because at this point, the paved Parrish Road is a receding object in your rearview mirror. From Parrish Road, you drive a good half-mile past fenced pastures to Willamette Farms, the site of “VX” winery. Once there, you discover a little slice of heaven on earth, with beautifully maintained pastures and a big old farmhouse at its center. Nearby are picnic tables, hiking trails, nature walks, horses, llamas, and scenic views of the Willamette River.

The person responsible for this rich tapestry of rural splendor is eighty–something Bruce Hall. He doesn’t look or act his age, and that is meant as a compliment. His mind is as sharp as a tack, and with his engaging smile and eyes, he could easily pass for a young 60-year-old. Still, he’s had a lifetime full of experiences, including a stint with the 10th Mountain Division of the U.S. Army during WWII. These soldiers wore solid white uniforms and fought the Germans on skis.

The VX winery features well-balanced pinot gris and silky pinot noirs from Hall’s estate Willamette Farms vineyard. Visitors to the tasting room can purchase a glass or bottle and retreat to a nearby picnic table. WineTrail note: You can also purchase a bag of Willamette Farms hazelnuts to pair with your wine. (The dark-chocolate-covered variety is especially tasty.) And for just $9, you can also purchase a box lunch for two to go with that bottle of “VX” Pinot Noir; uncork as you commune with the horses and llamas.

Here’s to Vercingetorix and his sparing of the grapes. A votre santé!